Turnip Tilt

During times of peace, and often war, knightly champions will often put on valorous displays in order to settle debates. Be that who should be allowed to wed the lovely maiden, who's helmet is the most preposterous or simply which ruddy vegetable they are worshipping this week. The nobility will often travel far in, bringing their grandest champion, to compete in the great joust. 

The Great Joust isn't about killing your opponent, though deaths are common and the rules are passed down scribbled upon discarded lavatory paper. The real goal is to shame your opponent and make them feel small. 

Turnip Tilt is a 2 player game. It is meant to be very silly and fun. 

Turnip Tilt is a fun mini game Inspired by the Games Workshop game, Full Tilt. It is themed around the world of Turnip28 created by Max Fitzgerald. 

There is no affiliation between Turnip Tilt and any properties produced by either Games Workshop of Max Fitzgerald.